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Gill Sims
Proč je mámě všechno u prdele!

Gill Sims
Proč je mámě všechno u prdele! : deník děsné matky

2020 | Nakladatelství Motto

Family begins with a capital eff.I'm wondering how many more f*cking 'phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been telling me 'it's just a phase!' for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is 'just a phase.' Potty… training and the associated accidents 'is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are 'just a phase'. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All 'just phases!' When do the 'phases' end though? WHEN?Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest. Family begins with a capital eff.I'm wondering how many more f*cking 'phases' I have to endure before my children become civilised and functioning members of society? It seems like people have been te…lling me 'it's just a phase!' for the last fifteen bloody years. Not sleeping through the night is 'just a phase.' Potty training and the associated accidents 'is just a phase'. The tantrums of the terrible twos are 'just a phase'. The picky eating, the back chat, the obsessions. The toddler refusals to nap, the teenage inability to leave their beds before 1pm without a rocket being put up their arse. The endless singing of Frozen songs, the dabbing, the weeks where apparently making them wear pants was akin to child torture. All 'just phases!' When do the 'phases' end though? WHEN?Mummy dreams of a quirky rural cottage with roses around the door and chatty chickens in the garden. Life, as ever, is not going quite as she planned. Paxo, Oxo and Bisto turn out to be highly rambunctious, rather than merely chatty, and the roses have jaggy thorns. Her precious moppets are now giant teenagers, and instead of wittering at her about who would win in a fight - a dragon badger or a ninja horse - they are Snapchatting the night away, stropping around the tiny cottage and communicating mainly in grunts - except when they are demanding Ellen provides taxi services in the small hours. And there is never, but never, any milk in the house. At least the one thing they can all agree on is that rescued Barry the Wolfdog may indeed be The Ugliest Dog in the World, but he is also the loveliest.

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Deník vyčerpané matky 1 - 4 KOMPLET Proč máma pije + Proč... 2018 (4sv., 372 + 364 + 350 + 333, 1. vyd.)

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O knize

Stav:	Dobrý, zkosený hřbet
Vazba:	pevná s obálkou
Počet stran:	350
Jazyk:	česky
ISBN10:	8026718186
ISBN:	9788026718185
Překladatel:	Jakub Chodil
Edice:	3. svazek ed. 3. svazek ed. Deník rozčilené matky
Vydání:	Vydání první
Vydáno v:	Praha
Vystaveno:	19. 1. 2025 17:33
Číslo položky:	1110934

O autorovi

Gill Sims

Gill Sims je autorkou slavného a mimořádně úspěšného blogu a facebookové stránky Peter and Jane. Žije ve Skotsku se svým manželem, dvěma dětmi a svéhlavým border teriérem, který řídí celou domácnost. Mezi její zájmy patří trávit čas na sociálních sítích, hledat ztracené mládí a psa, když se rozhodne sám vydat na jednu ze svých pravidelných potulek.

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